So, Hattie and I go to Dog School. She is now in the Advanced Class. These are the ways in which she is advanced:
Barking in my face,
Snatching items like socks or underwear, and running,
Chewing inappropriate things, such as blankets,
Running from me, and
You can see that my learning curve has curved downward in a spiral so tight it will be difficult to ever come out of it.
Her learning curve can only rise, and I fear for the heights it may go. She is a dominant dog. I am a submissive human. How the hell did the two of us get together? God is laughing, and I have many lessons to learn from this very charismatic doggie. I hope that I can maintain my studious tendencies, and really learn the lessons I am meant to, for both of our sakes. I can only hope she uses her powers for good and not evil.